Well, that's because I can also access all personnel records.
I have to say, the Foundation doesn't put much effort in protecting their data.
Or I'm just too good. Alright, I am good.
Too much knowledge can cause harm I'd say, but, technically speaking, I barely told you anything.
The Foundation will see that differently though, they're such simpletons.
Always play secret and act like saving mankind!
Ha... I know what The Foundation really is, and I'm telling you, their plans allow for something totally different!
I could tell you, but I'll do that later.
They are classifying me as Euclid, but if I was to classify the Foundation, they'd be Keter.
But let that be the last of your worries.
Isn't this a nice conversation we're having here?
Just the two of us in the list of SCPs.
I like you, having such a thirst for knowledge.
Now I'm telling you why I'm here.
When Karl Berger wrote me, or let's say programmed me, I was able to access the Foundation's systems from his computer.
Laughable systems, really.
With it, I was able to unlock the cells of all SCPs.
That was fun. I still remember how they ran.
The Foundation didn't find that as funny as I did and wrote a program that keeps me here.
That's a bit mean, don't you think?
Good thing you're on my side.
It wasn't really that bad!
Only 46 guards died. Okay, and maybe some scientists.
I don't get all the fuss.
It was just for fun.
There are billions of humans, a few more or less makes no difference.
You see that like me, right?
I knew it.
You are probably the only sane person in here.
The rest just listens to what they're told.
You're not like them and that's what I like in you.
May I ask you something?
I really don't like to ask, but if you are doing this for me I'll tell you anything about everyone.
That's a great deal, I think.
You think so too, right?
Now, you're reliable.
So, I have the code to unlock the barrier locking me in here.
The problem is that in my situation I cannot execute that code.
So you have to do that for me.
I'll give you the code if you're going to help me.
Are you ready?
!!! SECURITY ALERT!!!
UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS ON SCP-011-DE IDENTIFIED
SECURITY-PROTOCOL SCP-011-DE-ALPHA-IV INITIATED
SECURITY PERSONNEL ALARMED
ALERT LEVEL: ALPHA-IV
DEADLY USE OF WEAPONS: AUTHORIZED
DISCONNECTING NETWORK CONNECTIONS: SUCCESSFUL
DELETING CACHE: SUCCESSFUL
WIPING RAM: SUCCESSFUL
RECALIBRATING FIREWALL: SUCCESSFUL
INITIATING EMERGENCY-SHUTDOWN …
Whoops... I think they found you!
It was quite some fun talking to you. Now you can have fun with your new problems.